Can anyone relate?
12-07-2010, 06:29 PM
#53
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Originally Posted by Japonica
I just thought of this funny story, so thought I would share!!!
The past spring DH and I went to a local antique fair. I was all mezmerized over some buttons, so he decided to walk a little ahead of me. Well, I was done purchasing my buttons, looked down the aisle ahead of me and saw my DH. I walked up behind him, grabbed his little butt and whispered sweetly what are you going to buy me today? I heard this voice say, anything you want. It did not register as my husbands voice. I had grabbed the wrong butt!! The man was dressed identical to my DH, so I never bothered to look at his face. All I could do was laugh and apologize. The man said, don't worry, you made my day! My DH came walking down and said what is so funny? I said I just grabbed that man's butt by mistake. All my DH could do was shake his head. :roll: :shock: :twisted: :oops:
The past spring DH and I went to a local antique fair. I was all mezmerized over some buttons, so he decided to walk a little ahead of me. Well, I was done purchasing my buttons, looked down the aisle ahead of me and saw my DH. I walked up behind him, grabbed his little butt and whispered sweetly what are you going to buy me today? I heard this voice say, anything you want. It did not register as my husbands voice. I had grabbed the wrong butt!! The man was dressed identical to my DH, so I never bothered to look at his face. All I could do was laugh and apologize. The man said, don't worry, you made my day! My DH came walking down and said what is so funny? I said I just grabbed that man's butt by mistake. All my DH could do was shake his head. :roll: :shock: :twisted: :oops:
12-07-2010, 06:39 PM
#55
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First, what does ROFLOL mean? I get the LOL, but not the other. After church we meet in the fellowship hall and have cookies. It is always quite crowded. One time I was walking and at the same time one of the ladies put her hand back. She was walking in front of me. Anyway, she grabbed me. I thought I would just ignore it, but she said, "OH, I just grabbed you in the crotch." I said I was just going to ignore it and then we both had to go sit down because we were laughing so hard. We could not even tell anyone why we were laughing. She has since passed away from lukemia.
12-07-2010, 06:56 PM
#56
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Originally Posted by bearisgray
Originally Posted by raptureready
A friend of mine was meeting her dh at the mall for lunch. She was 8 1/2 months pregnant at the time. When she arrived she saw her husband bent over arranging things in the back of his work van. She quietly walked up behind him, reached between his legs and gave him a gentle, wifely squeeze. The man let out a yelp, stood up and when she turned loose he turned around. That's when she realized that it wasn't her husband but one of his co-workers.
ROTFL
Was she ever able to face this guy again?
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