Ileen

Big Smile!! Thanks Ditter

C.Cal Quilt Girl

And you Did !!! Thanks :)

madamekelly

How do you get dragon milk?
Find a cow with short legs!

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

Read the following out loud to understand it.

M R puppies
M R not!
O S A R
C M P N?

Ditter, how did I live with out you?

M R snakes
M R not
O S A R
C M E D B D eyes?

Quilter2B

I had to excuse myself around #18 to go to the bathroom! I had to wipe off my glasses the tears flowing from my eyes - those were all too funny Ditter. Thank you for the chuckles.

diane Sneed

Way to go . Keep up the laughs.

IndyQuilter

Giggle,giggle,giggle. Thanks for the laughs. :lol:

Katts 14

Thanks! Funny!!!

marybs

I got to giggling and starting reading them to my husband...."is it that women again?" Now he just knows that when I get to laughing really hard while looking at the computer that it must be you!
THANK YOU!

Rusty's Mama

Okay, Ditter, they all made me smile! Your jokes are the best.

deranged_damsel

LOL! thank you! I will pass this on! my Dad is always looking for jokes to tell his mother, she has oldtimers and it helps her remember things :D