Sewing advice from an old Singer Manual
#43
What, so many of you don't even own a dress?! Maybe you should all be sewing some dresses for yourselves! Be sure to clean the entire house first, though, and before you do, shower, shave those pits and legs, style your hair and put on full makeup. Don't forget to smile and hum a happy tune as you scrub away at the waxy buildup and run the vacuum!
Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't say to wear your pearls, too.
Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't say to wear your pearls, too.
#45
Originally Posted by Lisanne
What, so many of you don't even own a dress?! Maybe you should all be sewing some dresses for yourselves! Be sure to clean the entire house first, though, and before you do, shower, shave those pits and legs, style your hair and put on full makeup. Don't forget to smile and hum a happy tune as you scrub away at the waxy buildup and run the vacuum!
Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't say to wear your pearls, too.
Seriously, I'm surprised it didn't say to wear your pearls, too.
I think the pearls were just a given....really....don't you know better.....laugh....no respectable woman would be sewing without her pearls on. Shame on you.
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I don't know how I've ever completed a project-the house is needing a good shaking -last nites dishes are in the sink-I haven't combed my hair since yesterday morning-I don't own a dress[will a nighty work] I have never worn make-up My goodness my brother's boss was just here and I'm wearing a pr of blue/purple and white plaid shorts and a red T-shirt with a black skull on it and white knee socks- no make-up and my braid needs serious help and here I was sewing on his boat cushions If any one asks I'm working on my Halloween costume :lol: :lol:
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