That is hysterical. Awful coming from your husband, but ... I've heard it before. I made quilts for my twin nephews who live a distance away and got a nice thank you for the "blankets". EEEEEEKKKKK!
Good for you, Had to straighten the BF out the other day when he wanted to know what I was fiddlin' with (I was sewing). Told him I do not play a musical instrument.