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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:13 AM
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    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5) MEOW occasionally.
    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
    7) SAY -DING at each floor.
    8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
    14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
    22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:16 AM
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    what a riot!! no elevators where I am but makes me want to take a trip to the city. LOL
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:20 AM
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    This is so funny! I made a to do list for my daughters 16th birthday part scavenger hunt in the mall. They had to take pictures of every thing they did to get credit for it and the winning team got prizes. I made them pretend to pick their noses and then eat it on the elevator! Boy I got some good pictures of all the stuff they did that day!!!
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:22 AM
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    I like #10 I think i'll try it next time
    I'm in a elevator wearing flip flop ..
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:24 AM
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    My husband always says,
    "I'm sure you are all wondering why I called you all here today!"
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:25 AM
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    Originally Posted by GwynR
    This is so funny! I made a to do list for my daughters 16th birthday part scavenger hunt in the mall. They had to take pictures of every thing they did to get credit for it and the winning team got prizes. I made them pretend to pick their noses and then eat it on the elevator! Boy I got some good pictures of all the stuff they did that day!!!
    Thanks for the visual and the laugh! Poor kids......
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:26 AM
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    Originally Posted by Alex J
    I like #10 I think i'll try it next time
    I'm in a elevator wearing flip flop ..
    You do know that they are making socks to wear with flip flops now don't you? I found them in K-mart last week and had to send some to my grand-daughters in NYS......
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    Old 07-24-2011, 06:56 AM
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    Originally Posted by GwynR
    This is so funny! I made a to do list for my daughters 16th birthday part scavenger hunt in the mall. They had to take pictures of every thing they did to get credit for it and the winning team got prizes. I made them pretend to pick their noses and then eat it on the elevator! Boy I got some good pictures of all the stuff they did that day!!!
    OOOOOOOOOww What Funnn!!!!!
    :lol: :lol:
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    Old 07-24-2011, 07:05 AM
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    ROFL!
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    Old 07-24-2011, 07:14 AM
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    I hope my daughters do not see this. :lol: They would do all of the things. My daughters are all over 40. But they are still little kids at heart. :roll:
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