Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
09-17-2011, 11:41 AM
#33
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O.K. I have to share my boob story. My husband and I were both in college learning to be aircraft mechanics. We were in class taking apart an engine and my wrench slipped and I pinched my boob between the wrench and the engine....in front of a lot of other people. I just sort of squeaked and then calmly walked out of class and into the bathroom. Dave (husband) followed me and we were both crammed into one bathroom stall with the door closed looking at the damage when the instructor came in and wanted to know if everything was O.K. We both lied and said it's fine. Then we went back to staring at my boob as a blood blister the size of a half-dollar kept on getting bigger and bigger. There was NO way I was going to let the instructor file an accident report on that one! I could just picture him trying to draw a picture to illustrate where the injury was...Ughh!
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09-17-2011, 03:03 PM
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Ouch. I feel your pain. I've accidentally pinched them a few times moving things - not fun. Hope you are OK now, but you did give me a chuckle when you said you almost broke it. Take care of the girls.
09-17-2011, 09:40 PM
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My dog and my dh like to wrestle and romp in the bed sometimes in the morning and although my dog only weighs 26 lbs. it really hurts if she happens to jump on me. I keep telling dh I'm going to end up having breast cancer because of the dog jumping on my "girls". And, I always end up with a bruise when she jumps on me there.
09-17-2011, 09:42 PM
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ROFL
Originally Posted by Tartan
My mother slipped and fell hitting one of hers on the edge of the tub. Really hurt but no cancer some 40 years later. She's 83. My granny sucked one of hers into a milk bottle expressing her milk. Now that had to hurt! Can you believe that's what they used to do way back? You heated the bottle to create a vacuum and there you go. Boob in a bottle!
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