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09-22-2011, 12:05 PM
#71
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This is one of my own blunders. I was standing in back of DH scratching his back (we were both facing in the same direction) when he said to me "a little more to the right" to which I replied ------"my right or yours" then realized what I said and we both cracked up laughing. He has never let me forget this one.
09-22-2011, 12:09 PM
#72
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Central Florida
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Originally Posted by SEVEN1384
This is one of my own blunders. I was standing in back of DH scratching his back (we were both facing in the same direction) when he said to me "a little more to the right" to which I replied ------"my right or yours" then realized what I said and we both cracked up laughing. He has never let me forget this one.
09-22-2011, 12:24 PM
#73
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
Posts: 8,101
Originally Posted by tntgranny
The other people at work wait for me to get on this site and I give them a copy of the "funny for today." This one had them all holding their sides. My husband always says that if he were a teacher he would teach a class in Common Sense - unfortunately it is not "common" enough.
09-22-2011, 12:27 PM
#75
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 175
My teenage grandson had a part in a community theatre play. All the other actors were adults.
Our daughter was sending roses for opening night, so the florist suggested that I send a balloon bouquet. When I asked whether she had a "Break a leg" balloon she replied that she didn't but would fix him a nice bouquet with balloons that said, "Congratulations."
Opening night came; the balloons arrived with 2 different messages:
"IT'S A BOY!" AND "CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW BABY!"
Our daughter was sending roses for opening night, so the florist suggested that I send a balloon bouquet. When I asked whether she had a "Break a leg" balloon she replied that she didn't but would fix him a nice bouquet with balloons that said, "Congratulations."
Opening night came; the balloons arrived with 2 different messages:
"IT'S A BOY!" AND "CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW BABY!"
09-22-2011, 12:41 PM
#76
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Ga
Posts: 1,448
I worked at a print shop an told my boss that an over head water pipe was leaking on the paper. He said that's condensation not a water pipe 30 min later the pipe burst water was shooting ever were. He said I guess it was a water pipe .
09-22-2011, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Cleveland OH
Posts: 3,220
Oh, well...(this goes back quite a few years, maybe more than quite a few years). We were sitting at the table eating dinner and I remembered I had to mail something. Imagine the looks I got when I asked "how much is a 3 cent stamp? (the answer was 3 cents) :oops: :oops: :oops:
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