JOKE: The Price of Gas in France
05-12-2012, 06:59 PM
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JOKE: The Price of Gas in France
A thief in Paris planned to steal somepaintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to hisvan.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh,
because I was too Baroque.'
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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