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Old 11-03-2013, 05:58 AM
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Thanks to all of you who shared their story. Laughing is good for the soul!!!!!
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Old 11-03-2013, 07:22 AM
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My Favorite was as a teenage my mom asked at the deli counter for" 1# of that virgin ham" I gave her the teenager eye roll and said mom I think you mean "Virginia Ham"
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Old 11-03-2013, 08:02 AM
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That made me laugh. I could not get the rider mower started one time and I said this &?@$% sewing machine. thank you for the ham laugh.
Where do I get a lawn mower sewing machine? Bahahahashaha! Too funny.
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Old 11-03-2013, 10:32 AM
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I used to work for a company in the customer service department. We answered the phone saying "Customer Service, this is Miss whatever". One night at the dinner table my father told me to say grace, well I blurted out "Customer Service, this is ...." What a laugh we had. Thanks for reminding me.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:31 AM
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My son was working on an intricate symmetrical art project once. I told him to just fold it up and do a stack and whack. The look on his face was priceless.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:56 AM
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Hi, your title made me curious, so I looked up quilts with convicts. Very impressive. The work must bring satisfaction and a good outlet for creativity and frustration for the prisoners. Good for you. Nancy
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by LTeachergeorge View Post
Okay, I was grocery shopping, standing at the deli department, and I told the clerk I wanted 3/4 yard of smoked ham... then I got tickled. Anyone else admit to this or anything similar? Hope I gave you a good laugh -- or at least a smile!!~

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that is freakin' hilarious

My son in law has been diagnosed with sleep apnea and will be put on a c-pap at night.
He was walking around the house moaning:
"Oh great! next week I have to go get that pap smear machine!"
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Quilter 65 View Post
That would be one BIG pig. Funny. A lady asked me yesterday, "Do you just lay awake at night and dream about quilts?" This hobby does seem to color our every thought and action.
LOL...no, I GO TO SLEEP and dream about quilts!!!
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Driving with my DH once, he asked "How far is our exit?" I answered "The sign said 1/2 a yard." He won't let me forget that one.
Y'all have got me so tickled this morning.
If I said something like that I would never hear the end of it
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Originally Posted by 2blackcats View Post
I used to work for a company in the customer service department. We answered the phone saying "Customer Service, this is Miss whatever". One night at the dinner table my father told me to say grace, well I blurted out "Customer Service, this is ...." What a laugh we had. Thanks for reminding me.
ok, now I'm rolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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