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    Old 09-22-2015, 05:59 AM
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    I'm not that good, either, but I try to live by "If you can't say something good, don't say anything."

    Originally Posted by Onebyone
    I'm not that good to believe in saying something nice about everyone.
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    Old 09-22-2015, 06:32 AM
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    May the feed dogs of Hades gnaw _______'s lining.

    Let Arachne snarl the threads of _______'s stitching until the machine freezes.

    May your fanny find all the pins that are lost.

    Let packrats carry off thy thimbles.

    May mother mice nest within her batts.

    Every mark shall be INDELIBLE.

    May all your stash be calico and your taste modern.

    AND may all the DRYER SHEETS within STIFFEN.
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    Old 09-22-2015, 06:56 AM
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    These curses are hilarious. Gonna think of using them at the next quilt retreat.
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    Old 09-22-2015, 07:50 AM
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    Hey! I'm Marian! No one spells Marian with an A, so I'm taking the curse personally. When I have puckers in my pieced squares I'll be thinking of you! (Have to blame someone!) LOL
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    Old 09-22-2015, 07:56 AM
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    Originally Posted by institches33
    Hey! I'm Marian! No one spells Marian with an A, so I'm taking the curse personally. When I have puckers in my pieced squares I'll be thinking of you! (Have to blame someone!) LOL

    Gulp!!! That means one of these delights is headed back my way no doubt! LOL Oh well, since I have suffered almost all these maladies at one point or another and will continue to do so I bet--I won't know which one is yours!
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    Old 09-22-2015, 08:01 AM
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    hey GreenHeron you know your historical Gods pretty good and nice touch to your curses
    --well done!

    Originally Posted by Greenheron
    May the feed dogs of Hades gnaw _______'s lining.

    Let Arachne snarl the threads of _______'s stitching until the machine freezes.

    May your fanny find all the pins that are lost.

    Let packrats carry off thy thimbles.

    May mother mice nest within her batts.

    Every mark shall be INDELIBLE.

    May all your stash be calico and your taste modern.

    AND may all the DRYER SHEETS within STIFFEN.
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    Old 09-22-2015, 09:10 AM
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    May the fleas of one thousand camels infest your stash...
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    Old 09-22-2015, 09:32 AM
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    May your stash be revealed to all on tv's "Hoarders"
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    Old 09-22-2015, 09:52 AM
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    May your unwashed fabric shrink and bleed when washed in your finished item
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    Old 09-22-2015, 10:05 AM
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    Originally Posted by suziehammond
    hey GreenHeron you know your historical Gods pretty good and nice touch to your curses
    --well done!
    One of the curses of the now defunct Liberal Arts education. And: May Hades strike the power poles and cast you into deepest darkness just when being snowed in is giving you time for an orgy of sewing.

    May the quilt of 10,000 hexagons provide bedding for smelly hounds.

    Despair, for Atropos will unceasingly snip your thread in the middle of a seam.

    Next curses to be inspired by the Marvel Universe.

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