AprilG

I have two. "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." And, "I love a man with dishpan hands." The first because it is so funny and the second, well.... that is self explanitory. P.S. My husband cleans the kitchen!

morning glory

Grow where you are planted. Morning Glory

tlcquiltnut

If wishes were horses beggars would ride.
My mom used to tell me that when I would say "I wish I had......"

retired2

Ive always liked this one..."To thine own self be true".

Patchwork Pam

When my ex asked for a divorce, a friend of mine said "This too shall pass". I looked at her didnt skip a beat and replied " like BAD GAS. " This too shall pass, like bad gas was born that day, and has been our favorite saying for anything going crazy in ous lives. It seems to have caught oin in my family. lol

dljennings

well behave women rarely make history

life's tough, get a helmet...

dh's favorite he's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel...

AprilG

I saw a bumper sticker once that said... "My other vehicle is a BROOM!" Appropriate for me occasionally!

K.P.

Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you want, but you can only spend it once...

AprilG

My husband always says..."It's probably right where you left it." Helpful ain't he?

Shayvian

No expectations, no disappointments.