Edie

I've got the one for the Day!!!


You ready?????

PULL MY FINGER!

My father used to do that to us kids all the time! Edie

Rhonda

When I was told aint wasn't a word

Aint fell in a bucket of paint meaning it was useless.

bearisgray

jumping Jehosaphat

Lisa_wanna_b_quilter

Ok, since someone brought up passing gas, I have to add another charming saying from my dear old Mamaw.

"Better to f*rt and bear the shame than not to f*rt and bear the pain."

bearisgray

Still hear that one. Sometimes say it, too.

IBQUILTIN

My DH lo9ikes to say that some of his crew are about 3 fries short of a happy neal. Also, that someone fairly generous would give you the shirt off his back, then bitch cause he's cold. I am always using off the wall phrases (like "off the wall" but enjoy so much the coloquialisms of this country

mary quite contrary

She'd complain if her ice cream was cold.

bearisgray

she'd complain if handed the moon with a gold fence around it

Debra Mc

My mom always said "grip if you hung them with a new rope."

pal

Better you should cry now than I should cry later! when a child is reprimanded for doing something really stupid - like running into the street without looking, etc.