echobluff

I've dialed 911, but can't catch my breath to tell them what's wrong...

tntgranny

Copied it and gave it to all the girls in our office. We are getting nothing done - can't even answer the phones because we are all laughing so hard. The men keep giving us funny looks and wonder what is going on - they would never understand.

pad's

Same here.....he is still looking at me kinda funny as I'm reading the comments still chuckling.......I know there was another reason (besides my age) for not wearing a bikini.........

IDquilter

LOL,LOL,LOL, my gosh girl! That is just way too funny, I was LOL til tears ran down my face and my DH came up from downstairs wanting to know what was going on. Anyway that was good for a laugh. So, what else have you had any 'experiences' with?

Aunt Bea

I'm so sorry to be laughing a your expense but I just can't help it. What a picture you painted in my mind. I am also glad that I'm to old to torture myself any more.

the lion

This is so funny. Did this really happen? Lol

mim

I took care of a 99 year old lady in an asisted living facility -- One morning after her shower as I was drying her, she looked down and remarked "Oh dear -- all my hair is gone down there. It was there yesterday"

Same lady told me in a very loud voice at breakfast (she needed help eating)-- " You know, sex in the morning is the very best" The staff was in stitches. I had trouble keeping a straight face

She was a very prim and proper lady -- Philadelphia Mainline debutant and all that rigid manners stuff.

cazann

Oh that was just so funny, but how many can relate to it i wonder.

Sandra in Minnesota

That really made my day!! I can't stop laughing............

Kappy

I laughed till I cried!