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    Old 09-25-2010, 08:56 PM
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    Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp … If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.

    If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

    If you want to borrow the car, press 3

    If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

    If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

    If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

    If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

    If you want to come to eat here, press 8

    If you need money, dial 9

    If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!”
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:17 PM
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    SOOOO Cute...
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:19 PM
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    I'm gonna have to remember this one. Love it.
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:28 PM
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    :D I love this one! :D Maybe I should put this on our answering machine. :D
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:29 PM
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    That's hilarious@!! :D
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:29 PM
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    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:38 PM
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    That is really cool
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    Old 09-25-2010, 09:39 PM
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    hee hee hee
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    Old 09-26-2010, 12:26 AM
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    Love it!
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    Old 09-26-2010, 04:18 AM
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    Do you really do all that for your family? Is that normal
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