National Mental Health Care Week
11-23-2010, 12:09 PM
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This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. Well .. .. . my job is done. Your turn! Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend.. just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows or take the special bus.... you hang in there sunshine, you're special.. Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile Send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in 2010. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance. But remember to keep the aluminum foil on your heads so's "THEY" can't control you... ;-)
11-23-2010, 12:32 PM
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Hello... and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline......
* If you are Obsessive- Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co- dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a Manic- Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post- traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000.
* If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
* If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up.
* If you are Obsessive- Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co- dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a Manic- Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post- traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000.
* If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9. If you have short- term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
* If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up.
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