A little chuckle for you
09-04-2018, 05:34 PM
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A little chuckle for you
A woman is looking in the mirror and she's very discouraged. She says to her husband-
" I'm fat."
" I'm old."
"I'm all wrinkled".
"Dear, please pay me a compliment?"
Husband- "you have great eyesight."
My doctor told me this at my physical. He's always has a goofy joke. Made me laugh
so I thought I'd pass it on!
" I'm fat."
" I'm old."
"I'm all wrinkled".
"Dear, please pay me a compliment?"
Husband- "you have great eyesight."
My doctor told me this at my physical. He's always has a goofy joke. Made me laugh
so I thought I'd pass it on!
09-04-2018, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SusieQOH
A woman is looking in the mirror and she's very discouraged. She says to her husband-
" I'm fat."
" I'm old."
"I'm all wrinkled".
"Dear, please pay me a compliment?"
Husband- "you have great eyesight."
My doctor told me this at my physical. He's always has a goofy joke. Made me laugh so I thought I'd pass it on!
" I'm fat."
" I'm old."
"I'm all wrinkled".
"Dear, please pay me a compliment?"
Husband- "you have great eyesight."
My doctor told me this at my physical. He's always has a goofy joke. Made me laugh
so I thought I'd pass it on!
09-04-2018, 09:56 PM
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My husband's Doctor told us one visit, that he needed to keep his patients healthy and alive so he could keep billing the insurance company. He said, I don't get paid if my patients are dead............LOL
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09-05-2018, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by SusieQOH
Omg I loved Doc Martin!!! He was so quirky
09-05-2018, 03:01 PM
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Oh, that is funny... I love my doctors to have a great sense of humor.
Here is another joke you might like that I just read...
To Be 8 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again.' she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Here is another joke you might like that I just read...
To Be 8 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again.' she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Last edited by mac; 09-05-2018 at 03:10 PM.
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