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    Old 03-19-2011, 06:43 PM
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    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
    Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
    Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily if at all.
    Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon. From the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."
    Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it.
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    Old 03-19-2011, 06:44 PM
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    ha ha ha
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    Old 03-19-2011, 06:52 PM
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    oh my! ouch...
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    Old 03-19-2011, 07:03 PM
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    That is soo funny...however it probably brought tears to HIS eyes!!!
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    Old 03-19-2011, 07:04 PM
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    this is so funny I love it hahahaha
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    Old 03-19-2011, 07:25 PM
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    Ahh, sweet revenge!!!!lol
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    Old 03-19-2011, 08:22 PM
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    Love this one. LOL
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    Old 03-19-2011, 09:06 PM
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    touche!
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    Old 03-19-2011, 09:08 PM
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    Sweet Revenge is sooo good...:)
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    Old 03-19-2011, 09:09 PM
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    OMG that was Gaigai!!
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