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How's your day going? - FUNNY

Old 11-01-2011, 06:37 AM
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There I was sitting at the bar staring
at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he
says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I
didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life,"

I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired
me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I
don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I
found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the
courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and
sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the
whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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I needed that laugh. Thanks for sharing.
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Too funny :lol:
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Old 11-01-2011, 06:57 AM
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Some days are just better than others!:)
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Old 11-01-2011, 03:31 PM
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