Older Women are Very Reasonable and Good Problem Solvers!! (joke)
09-13-2011, 12:05 PM
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Overheard two old men talking. One of them said:
After being married for 60 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ......
"Sixty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.
Now .... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but .... I'm sleeping with a 79-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
After being married for 60 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ......
"Sixty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.
Now .... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed, and a large screen TV, but .... I'm sleeping with a 79-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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