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Thread: another laugh for you (apolgies to any blonds ready this)

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    Quote Originally Posted by litacats
    Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

    When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

    At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

    Yep, she's Blonde...
    I am also Blonde and now I am a laughing and crying Blonde!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good One!!!

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    Oh my, that is so funny. My youngest DD would believe that too.

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    Oh my !!!

    LOL

    I am a brunette and I am LMAO at this. sorry

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    LMBO that was a great practical joke :D:D:D

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