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Thread: Blonds

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    Senior Member jarenie's Avatar
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    Blonds

    My DDI is a Blond and she told me this one.

    911 Operator: 911 What is your emergency.

    Blond: Help! Help! my house is on fire.

    911 Operator: Are you in the house?

    Blond: No. Please hurry.

    911 Operator: How do we get there?





    Blond: Dahhhh Big Red Truck



    Some days are like that.
    Life is Great and then I have to go to WORK.
    Jarenie

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    That's funny When my garage caught fire I was not home but my friend who lives across the alley from me was -she called the FD. She's blonde so I wonder if she said that too.She will be here soon so now I have to know : )

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    Love blonde jokes and this one is great! Thanks

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    LOL. Hadn't seen that one, and had a hard time figuring it out. Some days my brain goes into "non-function" at this time of day.
    Make every day count for something!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldtnquiltinglady View Post
    LOL. Hadn't seen that one, and had a hard time figuring it out. Some days my brain goes into "non-function" at this time of day.
    Blonde?....

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