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Thread: Business is business

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    Senior Member Elfi2's Avatar
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    One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

    A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean that's not correct."

    Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
    The Teacher replied, "I'm sorry Hamish that's not right either."

    Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5." As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ!"

    Marvin replied, "Well, in my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."

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    Cute!

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    Cute.....

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    Not very PC...

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    I LOVE this one!!! Hahahaha! And I'm a Christian with very Jewish good friends.

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    cute!

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    Good one! Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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    How cute!!! Thanks for the giggle :)

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    :lol:

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