One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean that's not correct."
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The Teacher replied, "I'm sorry Hamish that's not right either."
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5." As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ!"
Marvin replied, "Well, in my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."