Business is business

Old 01-02-2011, 04:43 PM
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One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean that's not correct."

Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The Teacher replied, "I'm sorry Hamish that's not right either."

Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5." As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ!"

Marvin replied, "Well, in my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."
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Old 01-02-2011, 04:46 PM
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Cute!
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Old 01-02-2011, 04:48 PM
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Cute.....
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Not very PC...
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Old 01-02-2011, 05:05 PM
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I LOVE this one!!! Hahahaha! And I'm a Christian with very Jewish good friends.
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Good one! Love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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How cute!!! Thanks for the giggle :)
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