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Thread: call centre dialog (funny)

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    Super Member litacats's Avatar
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    Actual call center conversations!

    Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?"
    Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
    Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
    Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
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    Samsung Electronics
    Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
    Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
    Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
    Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall."
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    RAC Motoring Services
    Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?"
    Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?"
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    Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe)
    "If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel
    to the other side of the car?"
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    Directory Enquiries
    Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please"
    Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?"
    Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off the sign."
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    Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
    Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
    Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland."
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    On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
    "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."
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    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer: "OK."
    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
    Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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    Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
    Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"
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    Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it.
    So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?"

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    Super Member Murphy's Avatar
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    ROFL laughing. Unfortunately these are so true.

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    Those are good!

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    So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    LOL! :wink: Those are cute. My son worked in a call center for awhile. He said the most common problem was when he would tell people, "Press any key." and they would ask "where is that?"

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    ROFLMBO Good Ones :thumbup:

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    OMG, I think I know these people! hee- hee.

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    I worked for a cell phone company and this older lady called in complaining she could not hear anyone. So after 15 minutes of troubleshooting (remember she is older) I finally asked her how she was holding the cell phone. Her comment like a your supposed to like a walkie talkie. Light bulb moment!!! Had to tell her it was like using her home phone lets just say that was pretty much it for the conversation she hung up. I have many more stories worked their 9 years!!

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    lol!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Ha ha ha ha ha Some of those had me laughing out loud!!Thanks for sharing this one!! :thumbup: :-D

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