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Daddy, How was I born? (joke)

Old 09-20-2010, 08:26 AM
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A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born ?’

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:27 AM
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Hahahahahahaha. Very good! :lol:
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:28 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:31 AM
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Cute only in the 21st century !! :)
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:36 AM
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cyber reproduction...it sounds too easy! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:15 PM
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lol too cute
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:16 PM
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Cute!
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:13 PM
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:lol::lol::lol:
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:18 PM
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If only...! Too cute!
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Old 09-20-2010, 01:28 PM
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It is a laugh RIOT
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