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Thread: Daddy, How was I born? (joke)

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    Super Member Chasing Hawk's Avatar
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    A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born ?’

    The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
    Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
    We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
    As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
    and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

    You got Male!

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    Hahahahahahaha. Very good! :lol:

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Cute only in the 21st century !! :)

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    cyber reproduction...it sounds too easy! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    lol too cute

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    Cute!

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    If only...! Too cute!

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    It is a laugh RIOT

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    I think I am old fashion, I like the old fashion way. LOL
    Hahahahaha!!!!!

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    That is so funny!!! And it fits our world perfectly!! LOL!!

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    Oh so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Oh, those firewalls. :)

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