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Thread: Daddy, How was I Born?? ....funny!!

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    Daddy, How was I Born?? ....funny!!

    This is the cyber age answer to that age old question...



    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you
    will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:




    Scroll down....You'll love this .........










    'You Got Male!
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    I love it!
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    lol...cute
    Blessings from Janice

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    Hilarious!

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    lol.. cute cute

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    Clever - and one I haven't heard or seen before!

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    I like this...very cute!
    Tink's Mom (My name is really Susie)

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    Thanks Ditter!
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    What a wonderful day to start the day--with a great laugh. Thanks
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    Hilarious! Thanks again Ditter you made me smile this morning!

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    thanks that is cute.

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    Oh that was good!!
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    My, my, my! Thanks soooo much for my 1st laugh of the day! Soooo cute!
    Keep 'em coming, Ditter!!!!!
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    Birds and Bees Cyberstyle

    This is great! I love your humor......... Arty1

    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43 View Post
    This is the cyber age answer to that age old question...



    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you
    will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

    Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:




    Scroll down....You'll love this .........










    'You Got Male!

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    Thanks Ditter. A great way to explain to someone so little.

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    lol I like that one!

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    Ditter I don't know where you find all these funnies but my DH and i just love them. I look for yours first !!

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    Very funny! But did anyone else find the winking baby a little creepy?

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    That is darling - my hubby also enjoyed a good chuckle with it! Thank you.

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    Have a great day!

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    Wish I could print this. So cute.

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    couldn't wait to forward it.thanks so much, it's adorable..especially the wink!!!

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    cute.............................................. .........
    Just passing through!

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    that is really cute.. thanks for sharing

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    Thank you for so cute story.First laugh of the day.
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    Saw this while surfing and had to share it with my techi hubby who thought it was a scream.
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