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Old 07-19-2011, 07:04 AM
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.LESSON 101

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because there is:

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE!”

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED!”

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are . . .. "COMPLETELY FINISHED!”

LESSON IS OVER.
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:08 AM
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:13 AM
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LOVE IT!!!! :lol:
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:27 AM
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Good one Ditter!!
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:28 AM
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8-)
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:39 AM
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I love that... hehehhe
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:47 AM
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See, English is not so hard!! ROFL
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Old 07-19-2011, 08:51 AM
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So true! Keep 'em coming Ditter!
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Old 07-19-2011, 08:59 AM
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funny thanks for the smile
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:28 AM
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