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    Super Member GrammaNan's Avatar
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    Funny

    A 93 year old man wasn't feeling well and went to the doctor. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking in the park with a beautiful young woman on his arm and a big smile on his face. Concerned, the doctor approached the man and questioned him about his behavior. The man said, "You told me to get a hot mamma and be cheerful". The doctor said, "No, I told you, you've got a heart murmur be careful!"
    I am too POSITIVE to be doubtful, too OPTIMISTIC to be fearful and way to DETERMINED to be defeated.

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    ha ha, needed that tonight

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    Good one!!!
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    Thanks for a needed chuckle!

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    Funny. Sounds like the old man could use a hearing aid also.
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    Thank you for that one, it is so funny.

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    Too funny.....

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    LOL That's just to cute.
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    LOL! DH and I live in a 55+ community and most of the residents are closer to that age than our age. However, haven't seen too many of the men with "hot mammas."

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