Funny

Old 04-10-2014, 08:36 PM
  #1  
Super Member
Thread Starter
 
GrammaNan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Colorado
Posts: 4,879
Default Funny

A 93 year old man wasn't feeling well and went to the doctor. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking in the park with a beautiful young woman on his arm and a big smile on his face. Concerned, the doctor approached the man and questioned him about his behavior. The man said, "You told me to get a hot mamma and be cheerful". The doctor said, "No, I told you, you've got a heart murmur be careful!"
GrammaNan is offline  
Old 04-10-2014, 09:18 PM
  #2  
Super Member
 
amyjo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: North Dakota
Posts: 2,574
Default

ha ha, needed that tonight
amyjo is offline  
Old 04-11-2014, 07:23 AM
  #3  
Super Member
 
Kitsie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Ridgefield WA
Posts: 7,489
Default

Good one!!!
Kitsie is offline  
Old 04-11-2014, 09:10 AM
  #4  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 6,006
Default

Thanks for a needed chuckle!
Grandma Bonnie is offline  
Old 04-11-2014, 10:00 AM
  #5  
Power Poster
 
Jingle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Outside St. Louis
Posts: 35,397
Default

Funny. Sounds like the old man could use a hearing aid also.
Jingle is offline  
Old 04-11-2014, 10:25 AM
  #6  
Super Member
 
crafty pat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Live Oak, Texas
Posts: 6,122
Default

Thank you for that one, it is so funny.
crafty pat is offline  
Old 04-11-2014, 04:39 PM
  #7  
Power Poster
 
alikat110's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Waco, Texas
Posts: 15,137
Default

Too funny.....
alikat110 is offline  
Old 04-11-2014, 05:19 PM
  #8  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Mabank, Texas
Posts: 8,777
Default

LOL That's just to cute.
BETTY62 is offline  
Old 04-12-2014, 11:09 AM
  #9  
Super Member
 
caspharm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Nevada
Posts: 6,958
Default

LOL! DH and I live in a 55+ community and most of the residents are closer to that age than our age. However, haven't seen too many of the men with "hot mammas."
caspharm is offline  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
sandypants
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
17
04-13-2013 08:13 PM
Tothill
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
21
03-07-2013 08:12 PM
doglover
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
15
02-13-2011 03:51 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
02-03-2011 06:07 PM
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
01-12-2011 10:18 AM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



SEO by vBSEO ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.