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Old 03-09-2011, 10:51 PM
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The Girls Stay Out Late...

Two married female friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers, and were late leaving the bar.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. So she did, and afterward, just dropped them on the ground.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.



The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, hung over. He decided to phone the other husband, who was a friend of his. "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her behind that said...

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
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Old 03-09-2011, 11:47 PM
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Thanks for the laugh or should I say cry? I did both. That is so funny.
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Too funny! Thanks
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LOL that's a good one.
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lol!
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LoL
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Wow that is a very good one, thanks for sharing.
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Very funny!
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