Thread: Golf humor

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity>

level, and so I described a typical day this way:>


"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank>


eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up>


and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,>


crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake>


and took four "leaks" behind big trees.">


Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an>


outdoors man!">


"No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."