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Thread: Golf humor

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    Bosque County, Texas

    Golf humor

    During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity>

    level, and so I described a typical day this way:>

    "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank>

    eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up>

    and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,>

    crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake>

    and took four "leaks" behind big trees.">

    Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an>

    outdoors man!">

    "No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."
    Last edited by QuiltnNan; 02-25-2012 at 02:56 PM. Reason: removed language

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    cute... sent it to my brother the golfer
    Nancy in western NY

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    Sweet Home Alabama
    Will have to share this with some golfer friends. LOL.

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