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    Old 04-11-2011, 11:30 AM
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    This is from the Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes website: http://notalwaysright.com/ and is supposedly from Sydney, Australia:

    Customer: “There are lots of different kinds of quilt fibres. Which kind is best?”

    Me: “Well, generally natural fibres are best. Wool is particularly good. It’s warm in winter and cool in summer. Plus, wool is fire resistant.”

    Customer: “Well, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a sheep on fire.”

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    Old 04-11-2011, 11:31 AM
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    :)
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    Old 04-11-2011, 02:43 PM
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    Lol...that's our Aussie humour :D
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    Old 04-11-2011, 02:48 PM
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    lol!
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    Old 04-13-2011, 07:32 PM
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    LMBO good one :D:D:D
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