I also stopped a foolish man dead in his tracks!
07-23-2011, 10:26 AM
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The hilarious story about the husband who f--ted every morning reminded me of when my husband's hair was turning white. He hated it and started dyeing. That's fine, but every Saturday morning he did it again! He was doing it so much his hair was turning purple! I told him he shouldn't do it so often; if he didn't stop it his hair would fall out. He didn't stop. So one morning while he was showering and I was making the bed, I cut off some "hair" from the fabric you use for dolls' hair, and sprinkled some over his pillow. Then I yelled in shock and said, "What's this all over your pillowcase?"
I let him figure it out for himself. The dyeing stopped, and he soon had beautiful silvery hair.
I let him figure it out for himself. The dyeing stopped, and he soon had beautiful silvery hair.
07-23-2011, 11:15 AM
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My DH was not happy when his hair started going white like his fathers We stopped to get him a haircut one day and the girl asked How much did he want taken off He tells her ""Just the white stuff"" She looks at me like a deer in the headlights then said But Sir I've never shaved any bodys head before I fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard- He had not realized he had more white hairs than light brown She became his favorite barber. He use to joke about using Greshion(sp) after that but the threat of doing his on laundry put a stop to that.
07-23-2011, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by carhop
my DH had a halo of hair but he would scrape the top of his head like there was something there then use hair spray on it
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