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Thread: IF my body were a car

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    Super Member litacats's Avatar
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    if my body were a car, this is the time I would trade it in for a newer model.
    Ive got bumps+dents+scratches in my finish, my paint job is getting a little dull,
    but thats not the worst of it.
    my headlights are out of focus + it's espacially hard to see things close up.
    my traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slid & skid & bump into things even in fine weather,
    my white walls are stained with varicose veins, it takes me hours to reach my maximum speed, my fuel rate burns inefficiently,
    but heres the worst of it,
    almost every time I sneeze cough or splutter ------ either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!!!

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    LOL----they won't let you. I tried during our Cash for Clunkers program and was turned down flat.

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: I can stop laughing, Oh how I can relate to this.

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    Oh my, so true!

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    :| :roll: :oops: :shock: :)

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    OH my Gosh I'm laughing so hard right now I think my apple I was eating came out my nose.

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    very cute :thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by karielt
    OH my Gosh I'm laughing so hard right now I think my apple I was eating came out my nose.
    eewww, and I was going to have some applesauce, now I think I will pass.
    Thanks Kari


    LOL

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    Oh so true!!

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    Really funny. Every word of it is true.

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