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Thread: It's tough getting old

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    Super Member CoyoteQuilts's Avatar
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    It's Tough Getting Old

    A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
    When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

    The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
    The wife yells back to him,

    "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

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    that is wrong in so many ways! Lmbo!!!

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    Okay....my husband did not think that was very humurous....heeheehee!!!

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    Oh man I won't be showing this one to my hubby way too close to home!!!!!

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    The Guys may not think it too humorous but I sure did! LOL

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Too funny!!!

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    Itís not the getting old thatís tough itís the aches and pains that are tough to handle.
    Have you heard about the little old lady that sleeps with 3 men every nightÖsome of you mighteven know them.
    Arther Ritis...Ben Gay...Al Zheimer

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    That was too funny! I had to mail that out to friends and family.

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    :lol:! Even my DH thought it was funny....gross...but funny!

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    LOL!

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