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Thread: The Joke for me today

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    Dora Taggart's Avatar
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    I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
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    > We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
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    > I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
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    > The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
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    > My Dad kept staring at her.
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    > The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
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    > When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"?
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    > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
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    > In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
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    > "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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    My dad and your dad could be related! L.O.L. :-o

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ROFL. What a great sense of humor your dad has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dora Taggart
    I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
    >
    > We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    >
    > I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    >
    > The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
    >
    > My Dad kept staring at her.
    >
    > The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
    >
    > When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"?
    >
    >
    > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
    >
    > In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
    >
    > "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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    This is just a joke.......

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    That's a good one. Funny.

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    OMG ROFL....I love your dad....what a great response. Toooooo funny

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    ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth. That was sooooo funny.

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