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Old 01-09-2011, 09:12 AM
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I don't recall posting much before, but I read this board every morning, before breakfast. So much info, so many talented and humorous individuals. I found this at my Bernina shop yesterday and immediately thought that my fellow board members would enjoy it.

Mom and her daughter were sitting around just talking when the subject of last wills came up. Mom told daughter "If I get to the point where I have to be kept alive by being plugged into machines and only get nourishment through liquids, then I want you to disconnect me and let me go." "OK" said the daughter, and immediately got up, disconnected her Bernina sewing machine and poured out her wine.
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:14 AM
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LOL!
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:15 AM
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too funny!!
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:21 AM
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:33 AM
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Hilarious!
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:35 AM
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great one
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:38 AM
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Cute! How many of us would that apply to?
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Cute! How many of us would that apply to?
Me for one, plus I love your Singer treadle, which I also have!
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My husband has threatened to hide the cord to my sewing machine.......giggle
I know he never would......

He knows I can dismantle his coffee pot!!!
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