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Thread: MY TRIP TO COSCO

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    MY TRIP TO COSTCO
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    > Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina cat chow for
    > my loyal pet, Siam, the Wonder Cat and was in the checkout line when a woman
    > behind me asked if I had a cat.
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    > What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little
    > to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a cat, I was starting
    > the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up
    > in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
    > an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
    > in both arms.
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    > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
    > works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
    > or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it
    > works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
    > practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
    >
    > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the cat food
    > poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's
    > butt and a car hit us both.
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    > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    > laughing so hard.
    >
    > Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
    >
    > Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
    > world to think of crazy things to say.
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    BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Soooo funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    oh, amma, i love you. and that silly little horse you rode in on :D

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    ROTFLMAO!!!

    you're such a New Yorker :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by kluedesigns
    ROTFLMAO!!!

    you're such a New Yorker :D
    you know i wouldn't have it any other way. :mrgreen:

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    BW :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya did it again!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    oh, amma, i love you. and that silly little horse you rode in on :D
    Love Ya too BW!!!! Whenever I see you have added a new topic, I get on my little horsie and gallop on in to see what you have found to amuse us with this time!!! 8) :lol: 8)
    You sure can come up with some good ones :shock: :lol: :wink:
    He also make it easier :twisted: when I leave a reply and need to make a fast exit too!!! :shock: :lol: If only he did not feel the need to stop and sing every 10 seconds, I could have faster getaways :roll: :roll: :roll:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I LOVE you BW!!! (I really hope it's true BTW - I wouldn't be surprised! :wink: )

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    k3n..no

    i wish it were true. i have been known to say some pretty goofy things in stores, but this wasn't one of them.

    i get them from my family. doesn't everyone have a funny, crazy family? there are a bunch of us and we're all nutty as fruitcakes. must be in the jeans. er, genes. we have other stuff in our jeans besides cat nuggets. some other nuggets.

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