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Thread: Need a Laugh?

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    Need a Laugh?

    A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT,

    WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CHICAGO ..

    SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND

    SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES

    THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT

    TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY

    AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'

    SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE,

    STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT

    HER NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ,

    'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,

    AND YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO .'

    THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD

    HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLY

    GIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE.

    THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE

    CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED

    TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK

    TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT

    HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME

    A CARD THAT READ:

    'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,

    YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND

    YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'

    THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF,

    'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG,

    I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL

    INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.'

    SHE SAT BACK DOWN.

    FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER

    AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT







    BETWEEN THEN. WITHOUT THINKING,

    SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE,

    TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED

    PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC..
    SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE,

    SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING,

    'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'

    BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT,

    PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER

    CARD CAME OUT. IT READ,

    'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS ,

    YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND YOU

    ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.'

    NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG ,

    AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF,

    'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC

    A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.'

    BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE

    SHE SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING

    TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO

    THE FLOOR, SHE BROKE WIND.

    ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN

    AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE.

    SHE SAID TO HERSELF,

    'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY

    THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT BACK TO THE

    MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL

    ANd ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.



    IT READ,

    'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS,

    YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED AROUND

    AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CHICAGO '.
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    lol..that was funny
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    Yes, that is funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Very good laugh! Thanks!

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    Ha-ha, very funny!
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    oh , you made my day! thanks.

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    that was so funny. I just love your jokes.

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    LOL That was great. Thank you.

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    Love it! Especially as we always used the expression "fiddle-farted"!
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