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Thread: The Power of Jack Daniels

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    The Power of Jack Daniels

    Jack Daniels Fishing Story

    I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
    Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good
    bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth,
    I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in
    my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
    bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey
    in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the
    lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.


    Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that same snake ... with
    two more frogs.

    Life is good in the South.
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    thanks for the laugh. good way to start the day.

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    Good one! I had to share this one.

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    That was too funny!! Thanks for sharing that.

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    Thanks!!


    Sent it to my husband via email. Even though he sits less than 6 feet from me.......LOL
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    Really cute joke.
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    That is so funny!!!! Thanks for Sharing

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    LOL. I need to share this with the fishermen in my life.

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    LOl, I need to send this to the fishermen in my life.

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