Bad day at Hallmark
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ I've always wanted to have Someone to hold, Someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. ################################################## ## Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ************************************************** ****************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ When we were together, You always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ================================================== === Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Your friends and I wanted to do Something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) So your daughter's a hooker, And it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay |
Funny!!!
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O my!!!!!
A few of those I would really like to send :oops: :oops: |
There are some that I would send also!!!
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Those are funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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LOL!
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Funny!
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These are wonderful. I can think of a few I would love to make cards out of. LOL.
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Thanks Ditter! I needed that! :thumbup:
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Originally Posted by drivingsusan
O my!!!!!
A few of those I would really like to send :oops: :oops: |
what a hoot! loved this!
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LOL
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LOL and a Big O Grin !! :)
Some of those are mean, Funny but mean... and scarey True!! Thanks :) |
Thanks!!!
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You should have your own card line. Funny!
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we can always count on you to put smiles on our faces! thanks!
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Those are hilarious! There something to be said for more than a few of them! : :lol: :lol: :lol:
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so funny
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Reminds me of the nasty Valentines we could buy and give to people when I was a child in the 30's.
Clever and biting but how many times hasn't remarks like this crossed our minds, and stayed there? Carol J. |
Originally Posted by Missysgottohelp
These are wonderful. I can think of a few I would love to make cards out of. LOL.
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Really funny. Thanks
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ROFLMBO
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How true, How true!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks from all of us here in my classroom (adults) for a few great laughs!!!
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I think I'll save these, you never know when you'll need an appropriate card :lol:
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Funny, too bad some are really true!!
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those are cute and i think if there was such a card out there i know some people that i would send them to
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When it is apropo........is that how the card line "Maxine"
started with all the [rye] wry remarks? Ditter you are too funny! |
Good thing I wasn't taking a drink when I read these!
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O.K., you always put a smile on my face!!
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:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i had broken up with a boyfriend, back in the '60s, when "contemporary cards" were still new. i had fallen hard, and was heartbroken when things ended. i found a birthday card for him that said:
"i tied a string around my finger so i wouldn't forget your birthday!" "so--HAPPY FINGER!!" i loved it. |
These would funny, if they weren't soooo true.
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Thanks for the laughs Ditter:-)
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Good stuff. Keep it coming.
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Originally Posted by drivingsusan
O my!!!!!
A few of those I would really like to send :oops: :oops: |
Thanks for the Laugh that is Funny!!
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With the exception of the first one, you should put out your own line of cards. They are very good.
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I have seen this before. Some are hilarious!
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Oh my those are funny, Thank You Ditter
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