Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

This reminds me the other night we were watching those two guys who try to survive in different locations. One pulled out a condom and filled it with about 2 ltrs. of water and hung it by a fire to boil. It will boil the water but not melt. Amazing! However, my 11 yr old DGD starts with the questions. How to gently explain..............not me, I called her Dad and turned that conversation over to him.

Too funny!

LMAO! Way too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

That's a good one.

roflmao

That's so funny.

LOL ...:)

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Thanks for the laugh,I needed that.