Proofreading is a dying art!
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter .................................................. ........................... Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No kidding, really? Ya think? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ************************************************** * Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ************************************************** * |
Oh, oh. Oh!!!!! Love this!!!!!!
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Thanks! Better than Jay Leno's Headlines!!
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I just love these items, Ditter. I got a good laugh before bedtime. Thanks so much.
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I love your sense of humor!! At least I'm not alone when I laugh at the wrong time!
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Hi Ditter, I haven't seen you post anything for a few days. Aren't they hilarious?
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Do you think anyone reads what they write before sending it out.
These days even the newspapers need more proofreading.......and how about some of the english in conversation......or on the TV? I wonder if the kids today know that there is the nominative case and an objective case and when to use which and why??? I cringe when I hear "me and her" went shopping !!!!!!!!! Makes one wonder, doesn't it????? |
Do they even teach English in schools anymore? At least it was called English when I went to school, who knows what it might be called now!!! Thanks Ditter for the morning chuckle.
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oh my goodness, I can't breath lololololololo
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yup, breathe
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