Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to Get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist : "Of course, we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism ?" Pharmacist: "Definitely. Jacob: "How about suppositories? " Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? " Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills , Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease ?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.. Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? " Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." Jacob: "We'd like to use This store as our Bridal Registry ." |
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Super.
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ROFLMBO Good One :D:D:D
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oh good gosh. that is funny.
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Oh Ditter!! They just keep getting better and better.
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ROFL. You are awesome.
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