Ditter43

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No kidding, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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alikat110

Oh, oh. Oh!!!!! Love this!!!!!!

Anniedeb

Thanks! Better than Jay Leno's Headlines!!

barny

I just love these items, Ditter. I got a good laugh before bedtime. Thanks so much.

sewmerry

I love your sense of humor!! At least I'm not alone when I laugh at the wrong time!

amyjo

Hi Ditter, I haven't seen you post anything for a few days. Aren't they hilarious?

mjsylvstr

Do you think anyone reads what they write before sending it out.

These days even the newspapers need more proofreading.......and how about some of the english in conversation......or on the TV?

I wonder if the kids today know that there is the nominative case and an objective case and when to use which and why???

I cringe when I hear "me and her" went shopping !!!!!!!!!

Makes one wonder, doesn't it?????

MamaHen

Do they even teach English in schools anymore? At least it was called English when I went to school, who knows what it might be called now!!! Thanks Ditter for the morning chuckle.

djmat

oh my goodness, I can't breath lololololololo

djmat

yup, breathe