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Thread: Senior Texting

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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.


    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing-And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where are The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


    GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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    Not quite there yet ! but had a good chuckle at this, must write them all down for future use. Thanks :)

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    That is so hilarious!! My sister just turned 68 yesterday and in the last month just learned to text! I am going to email this to her - she will get a big kick out of it!

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    Great. not telling which applies to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yep!! All of those!!!!

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    Yep!! All of those!!!!

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    This was good!

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    :-)

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    Very funny!

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    I can use about half of them. LOL

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