SHOCK! My Mom has a potty mouth!
#43
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: western NC
Posts: 175
Reminds me of the fun I have by telling people that I was a hooker before I got married. The looks I get in response just crack me up. Honestly, that was my maiden name. Married a guy named Brown. No fun in that at all. I think I'll make a Bordello quilt one of these days. I'll just use my maiden name on the label and get another chuckle out of it. Hmm, maybe I should enter it in a show.
#44
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: currently central new jersey
Posts: 8,623
makes me think of a friend's mother who was from 'the other side'. she would be over 100 now. in the new york city area there was a chain of cafeterias called horn and hardart. she kept telling people that her favorite place to eat was horn and hard*n.
no way could we change her mind about that name. after a while we just laughed with everyone else. she thought everyone liked the cafeteria as much as she did. hey - no harm,no foul!
no way could we change her mind about that name. after a while we just laughed with everyone else. she thought everyone liked the cafeteria as much as she did. hey - no harm,no foul!
#45
Super Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Bosque County, Texas
Posts: 2,709
Your mother's slip of the tongue is not half as hilarious as the idea that some women were apparently offended by it. What a marvelous sense of humor they must have. NOT! There have probably been many bargello quilts in the bardellos in our country's history.Maybe we could have a quilt book called "Historic quilts from American bardellos" or Quilts from Authenic American Bardellos" or "Quilts that Loved the West."
LOL
LOL
#46
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lorain,oh
Posts: 642
WE PLAYED A GAME WITH GSouts, on a bus trip-1 little girl got"C" you were suppose to say "when I grow up ,I'm gonna live in a ------, then repeat where your friends were gonna live. she brought the house down when she accidently decided to live in a condom(CONDO) game over! it happens!
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