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Thread: Signs, Signs, everywhere a sign

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    Junior Member Keepmelaffn's Avatar
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    Signs and Slogans:

    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."

    Sign over a gynecologist's office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    At a proctologist's door:
    "To expedite your visit please back in."

    On a Plumbers truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On a Plumbers truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

    At a towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    On an electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
    right place."

    On a fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    In a restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get fed up."

    In the front yard of a funeral home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    At a Chicago radiator shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak

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    cute

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    LOL, love them, especially this one

    On a Plumbers truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    Applies to a number of tradesmen though, not just plumbers LOL

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    Good ones

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    Funny. Thanks for the giggle.

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    Thanks for the smiles!

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    Thanks Cute !! :)

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